Server rules

Below is a summary of rules you need to follow if you want to have an account on this server of Mastodon:

1. No flirting with my female followers in the comments. They're all mine.
2. Don't comment anything funny. Im the only one who's allowed to make women laugh on my page
3. No flexing. Don't try to impress my female followers.
4. Must comment "what da dog doing" every time you see a dog do something rather mundane